When Woke Choked

The destruction and downfall of the Goliath that could not laugh at itself

How would they know? Is he a personal friend of theirs?

A vegan acquaintance of mine named herself Woke as part of an avatar in the 2010 Facebook era.  She wore the banner proudly, feeling that her self-adopted moniker promoted her desire to be a champion for non-human animals.  Like most woke vegans of the era, she descended into an increasingly isolated bubble of mental illness as the years went by.  She replaced the animals in her diet with a subsistence upon hatred of the people who eat animals.  She reaped the bitter rewards and now marinates in the same toxic stew, just with fewer human friends. She tends to bite the hands that feed her.  I wish her story was a rarer occurrence.  

I was surprised when wokeness finally began its decline in 2023.  Wokeness peaked in 2020 and showed no signs of stopping as late as 2022. I believe the first major stumble was marked by the Bud Light Boycott, which was a general kneecapping of the awful American lite beer after its corporate masters decided to stick Dylan Mulvaney on its cans, boxes, and ads.  Woke defeats began happening at a much faster rate after the Great Trans Pisswater Boycott: the once-mighty Disney corporation began to go into seizures, with its roster of insufferably woke actresses facing the music for their crappy PR. Disney’s sloppy CGI and seemingly AI-written movies and series that nobody asked for resulted in the company taking several nuclear hits.  

The Battles of 2020-2023

The Woke scored major wins in early 2020, when the custom of wearing a Satanic symbol on the face was legally and illegally enforced by battalions of ex hall monitors, fear mongers, and self-righteous Karens.  Fear is a hell of a drug, and even I owned and wore a mask for a short time in 2020 before starting the mask choice and medical freedom group, Speakeasy Illinois.  Though the Woke claimed that masks and vaccines were about protecting Granny, it quickly became apparent to anyone who was paying attention that the hubbub over masks and vaccines served occult purposes and agendas.  One of them was hiding election shenanigans.  I have never thought Joe Biden was elected fairly, though had it been up to me, there would have been a viable alternative at the time to both Biden and Trump.  Another reason for masks was to brainwash both people who had taken vaccines and people who had gotten them with regrets into feeling like they had made the right choice.  To this day, the only people who sport masks in my area of Chicagoland are vaccinated and constantly sick with symptoms that either resemble or are tested as Covid-19.  My unvaccinated friends and I who do not wear masks do not seem to get Covid, and we are far less prone to flus and colds than the vaccinated.  

Once mask hysteria died down and people who got the MRNA vaccines learned the hard way about the phrase “sudden and unexpected”, trans rights began its leg of the relay.  Predictably, the plight of transpeople distracted from the increasingly woeful Ukraine debacle, the three to seven sigma uptick in mass mortality from the quaxxed, and various craters in the weary economy.  

Something about this does not seem right.

Suddenly, woke drag queens dragged the non-woke drag queen majority into the gutter by popping up in kindergartens and library reading rooms.  Adult entertainment that since time immemorial confined itself to those of drinking age only became de rigueur among audiences whose main vocabulary consists of “goo” and “gaa”.  The cherry on the pop out cake was the insinuation that children can and should choose their own gender apart from the inconvenience of natal chromosome makeup.  To translate from the Bullshitese, the medical profession realized the gig was up with its dancing nurses and deadly vaccines, so the last move in the cannibalization of the rest of civilization was to go after the children to trick them into a lifetime of surgeries and medications.  Whether a child or an adult surgically flips his or her gender, the result is the same: trips to the doctor become constant and permanent until death.  Sex was not meant to be changed and it seldom works out.  The same is true of stomach stapling, butt implants, and a laundry list of Western allopathic offerings, and that’s not even skimming the surface of allopathic drugs.

Personally, I have not physically seen a doctor in ten years.  I am fifty.  I did have to get antibiotics prescribed for a cat bite via telemedicine around 2021.  At any rate, I don’t seek out the company of doctors and I don’t trust their advice, and I believe that is the reason I am in better health than 99% of of my fellow Americans.  Medicine is a racket.  I am no more willing to trust a “man of God” who molests children or a mechanic who never has a working car than I am a doctor who cannot heal himself, let alone others.  I would literally rather die than put my faith in these people.  I will happily commit seppuku if the only choice is between a quick, self-inflicted death and a long decline of complaining vociferously all the way about health problems that I partially caused due to my laziness and lifestyle choices.  As you can see, nobody could ever accuse me of having a mild personality, LOL.

The Laughable Antics of the Modern Day Satanist

One of the reasons Woke is failing so hard is its inability to laugh at itself.  Nowhere is this more clearly demonstrated than in the case of Sam Smith, a corpulent pop singer who started out around 2014 or so with modest, self-deprecating lyrics like “But I still need love ‘cause I’m just a man”.  Those famous last words… Smith ramped up the LGBT gimmickry with 2023’s Unholy, a forgettable tune with a video almost expressly designed for spoofing.  For those not in the know, Unholy is a three chord jam using the oh-so-edgy harmonic minor scale.  The video features Sam Smith’s ample gut in a black corset and a face-full of questionable, potentially-appropriated Princess Padme makeup surrounded by the S&M D List gyrating and licking their lips to a synth beat.  The ostensible plot is a vanilla rich boy playing around on his wife by going to a low rent Eyes Wide Shut bondage orgy equipped with a single Durex (product placement) condom for “protection”.  It’s boring and it is what I would describe as Peak Madonna, but since Madonna has surgically rendered herself into an alien life form, her role has been taken for the time being by Sam Smith.  To add insult to injury, Smith and his trans woman bandmate Kim Petras inflicted their bit of Stalinist/Satanist theatre on dwindling audiences during the 2023 Grammy Awards, and of course the prominent tagline on the TV following their farce was SPONSORED BY PFIZER.  

There Goes Jimmy Kimmel

Long before Epstein allegedly didn’t kill himself, every truther worth her weight in Durex condoms knew the names of Epstein’s friends, including the ones on his flight logs.  Unlike Sam the Shock Satanist and all of the pop/hip hop duos before and after him, the names on that list were shocking: Bill and Hillary Clinton, Prince Andrew, Bill Gates, Oprah, Alan Dershowitz, Tom Hanks, Sting and his wife, Trudy Styler, Ralph Fiennes of Voldemort fame, Kevin Spacey, Woody Allen, hairstylist Frederick Fekkai, Tom Pritzker (cousin of Illinois governor J.B. Pritzker), John Legend and Chrissy Teigen, etc. There is nothing new about the latest threat of release.  Before 2020, the elites were panicking about what Virginia Guiffre knew.  The frustrating part of the list I have included here is that it was scrubbed of many of the names I know I saw on it when the flight logs were first released.  Nevertheless, the Lolita Express flight logs are old news; I have no idea what the hidden reasons are for trotting them out at the moment.  Feel free to speculate why if you have any idea.

Jimmy Kimmel shot himself in both feet when he went into blackface on multiple occasions on the Man Show, so the fact he has not been cancelled like Ellen Degeneres seems to show how much crueler the Woke are to their own when the heretic in question is a biological female.  The Woke hate biological women even more than the Christian Right, and that is truly saying something.  I guess we could have figured that out from what is going on with MTF trans women in women’s sports, but that is a topic for another day.

There are a thousand other anecdotes and trends that herald Woke is soon to be demoted to woke.  There will always be a place for political correctness.  I am not against many of the principles of wokeness so much as their execution.  There is a significant part of wokeness that needs to be preserved: it’s not entirely bad to shame religious bullies of the Christian variety, though I would argue that the same tactics need to be adapted for any and all overbearing religions, including Islam, which the Woke tend to shy away from criticizing.  Sometimes there are segments of the population that genuinely act as oppressors and they need to be outed and taken to task; the problems happen when the Woke spend all their time shouting OPPRESSOR when they need to be pointing fingers back at themselves.